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LHC Unveils New Hugs Boson – Embraces Supersymmetry With It

Hugs Boson.Supersymmetry proponents, who had been inconsolable after the first run of the LHC did nothing but eliminate more places where shadow particles of real physics could be...

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Stop The Hate: Vampires Are Afraid To Talk To Social Workers Due To Public Ridicule

Stop The Hate: Vampires Are Afraid To Talk To Social Workers Due To Public Ridicule

By ridiculing vampires, or assuming they are all like those "Twilight" movies, society is making real vampires afraid to come out of the coffin, according to social workers.Real vampires are different than lifestyle vampires, like goths, otherkin, furries and various BDSM identities, say the authors. Think of it like the difference between people with Celiac disease and rich, white women who...

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R.I.P. Jean-Claude Bradley

Prof. Jean-Claude Bradley, a true open science pioneer, has passed away.Many people worked with him, he was willing to challenge the status quo and that means a lot of people wanted to be around him - he was one of the earliest scientists to sign up to help Science 2.0 after this first component launched. I don't know how he heard of us, he was just in tune with the broad science community that...

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Supersymmetry In The Book Of Genesis

In the beginning, Mother Nature created the universe and in it she put Quantum Mechanics.Mother Nature had formed out of the ground all the wild particles in the sky. She brought them to Quantum Mechanics to see what Quantum Mechanics would name them; and whatever Quantum Mechanics called each thing, that was its name.  But it was not enough.Then Mother Nature said, “It is not good for...

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Weekend Science: Cow Tipping Debunked For A New Generation

When I first saw a new article about cow tipping, I bristled just a little. The last thing American culture needs is another flatlander telling real farmers whether or not cows fall over. But Jake Swearingen, Digital director at Modern Farmer, does a good job dealing with a sensitive topic. Sensitive may be the wrong word. Cow tipping brings out the passion in cows.And people too. You think the...

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Weekend Science: Women Are Better Off Without Bras, Says Male French Scientist

It's time to stop oppressing breasts, according to a massive 15-year investigation by professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, from the University of Besançon in eastern France.Bras are a false necessity, he said in April, and his evidence was gained by carefully measuring changes in the orientation of breasts belonging to hundreds of women aged between 18 and 35 using a slide rule and a caliper. At least...

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